"someday you and i
will travel together. we’ll board the plane with our luggage, a smile, and the
goal of being as adventurous as we can once we reach our destination. you’ll
let me rest my head on your shoulder when i feel tired and you’ll read a book
or the newspaper. you’ll order me a diet coke if the flight attendant comes by
while i’m sleeping and i’ll rub your back if you end up being the one that
sleeps..."
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?" "No, this is F...
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