- ONE.
- Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
- TWO.
- Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
- THREE.
- Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
- FOUR.
- When you say, "I love you," mean it.
- FIVE.
- When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
- SIX.
- Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
- SEVEN.
- Believe in love at first sight.
- EIGHT.
- Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
- NINE.
- Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
- TEN.
- In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
- ELEVEN.
- Don't judge people by their relatives.
- TWELVE.
- Talk slowly but think quickly.
- THIRTEEN.
- When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
- FOURTEEN.
- Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
- FIFTEEN.
- Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
- SIXTEEN.
- When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
- SEVENTEEN.
- Remember the three R's:
- Respect for self;
- Respect for others;
- Responsibility for all your actions.
- EIGHTEEN.
- Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
- NINETEEN.
- When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
- TWENTY.
- Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
- TWENTY-ONE.
- Spend some time alone.
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